Monday, April 6, 2009

Neko Case Wins 2009 Star Wars!!!!!!

It's ova. Neko Case has won the Star Wars 2009 Tournament! They beat the stuffing out of She & Him in a game that wasn't really all that close. Tony Signore is the winning coach and Mark Ewing must buy him the album of his choice from Neko Case.

Signore was ecstatic as he pulled up to the podium in a motorized bar stool. "methinks this bar stool just rocks, guys", clucked a jubilant Signore. "I'd like to thank Neko Case for, Wait, is there a reverse? I'd like to, hey, something is wrong with the differential on this thing...ok, I'd like to thank Neko Case for a game well played..." Tony Signore pulled a semi-shocker, by naming Zooey Dechanel as the MVP, even though she was held to 14 points and 2 rebounds. Zooey was last seen, running up the bleachers in a vain attempt to remove herself from Signore, still in his motorized bar stool...and he was drinking heavily..."

"This is not good for anybody", said an un-named Star Wars Official.

Signore did present all winning member of Neko Case with some beautiful Batman necklaces. "You see? You see? This is an appropriate venue to wear the Batman Necklaces, so put them on everyone, put them on..."said Signore.