Frank Lalonde: "This is MY Town!!"

Yeah, got nothing else, I just wanted to see the headline.

Built Like a 16-Year Old is on the air

Transcripts from Tony Signore's weekly radio program on WFRT:

ok...here we go....the black keys...after dismantling the hubbard....poor hubbard....the keys seemed poised for greatness...but not fast my friends...

She & Him are scrappy...and they are gaining support from unlikely sources..."yeah...i like this team....i can't stop watching them....almost an obsession...i wouldn't mind if they met up with cohen in the finals and take the old man out...." m. ewing

she and him 76 bk 74 - last second shot by zooey wins it...
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rilo kiley is a very strong team...fast athletic....all the tools....but they can not do the smurf....so neko case will put an end to their run....strong rebounding and unstoppable at the low post...(editors note - coach m. ewing was a little confused on exactly what...or where the low post is....no wonder his teams look confused on the court...l. cohen was heard to remark after his last game .... "yeah..he told me to post up and then drew out a play with me on the elbow...what the hell?")

neko 82 kiley 73i feel pretty good......pretty pretty good about these picks....now i am going to watch 'elf'..and 'the happening' back to back...again good luck to my teams....

Final Four To Be Determined Today!

01-Leonard Cohen beats 03-The Beau Brummels

03-Dandy Warhols upsets 01-Ween!!

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Today: 01- Black Keys Vs 02-She & Him (Go Zooey!)

01-Neko Case Vs 02- Rilo Kiley

Commissioner Mark Ewing predicts: Neko Case over Rilo Kiley and, in an upset, ok, I was wrong on all my other upset picks, but (holding french frys) She & Him are gonna beat the Black Keys...just sit back and watch it!

Star Wars Coach Marred in Sex Scandal?

The above photo is Zooey Dechanel. Tony Signore has picked her in TWO separate groups in Star Wars. If Tony Signore is looking at it right now, he probably is having trouble breathing properly. It has come to Star Wars Officials that Coach Tony Signore has been linked to several appalling incidents over this past Star Wars season. Mark Ewing has confirmed that Tony Signore has muttered many sexual comments about Zooey Dechanel, who plays for both She & Him AND Rilo Kiley- 2 groups that Signore managed to get extremely high rankings in a very short period of time. "If something smells like fish, then you know it is probably some kind of fish", said a Star Wars official who would like to remain anonymous. Other reports, as of now-unconfirmed, state that Signore constantly hounds Dechanel for private, practice sessions. "I think he texted her 38 times last Friday night," said the official. "I have even heard he showed up at her dorm room, in his underwear, and a 6-pack of Moosehead beer, in bottles. I think she made him leave almost immediately, despite his pleas to 'forget about the damn lamp'".
Star Wars Commissioner Mark Ewing was none to happy. "We had tried to quiet down the fact that Tony was buying Red-Headed Sluts for Christine McVie last week, and now this. I will talk to him, see if I can get him into counseling or something". Phone calls to the Signore residence were not returned. Jenny Lewis, who also claims to have 'problems' with Signore in the past, stated that Signore was seen at a Grand Rapids pizza parlor arguing with a young man about how many items to get on a pizza, and in what situations one would wear a Batman necklace.
Stay tuned for more Star Wars stuff. Usually we like to report just on the games, but sometimes when lunatics get involved, we have to get out the truth.

To the right...are some videos of She & Him, the first video was obviously directed by Signore, who has Dechanel jumping up and down constantly, laying down on the floor, with her buttocks up in the air, wearing little mini-skirts, etc, etc....I have watched it three times now and I am just appalled.

Signore Defies Discuss, Gets his mouth open:

the black keys will place old man hubbard in a tight strangle hold...he will make gurgling sounds that will remind people of the sounds old willie made when jenney lewis put him out of his misery....arrrgghhh...urrgggrhh...ggurrgglllee..sppfttmmttff....wheres my golf cart? why is that graveyard digger asking me for an autograph?..argghh..mmffpptt

...blacks 76 old man h 63....

i love the tengo...but she and him (the nicest name in the tourney) will take them out...she has too many weapons...tengo is young and this will be their downfall....she 72 tengo 61 the most interesting game will be neko vs lewis...which hard rocking chick has the tools to advance? neko is unrelenting on the boards....and this will take down lewis....but you cant keep lewis down...look for lewis to rebound later... ganging up with her fellas (rilo kiley) and taking out the blind boys..almost seems unfair to pick on the boys...hard to imagine how four blind basketball players have gotten this far in the MSW....neko 58 lewis 52.

...later....r kiley 81 and blind boys 78

..as usual...good luck to all of the teams coached by me...and i hope all teams coached by the evil..jerry tarkanien like m. ewing

....thanks mom and i hope we passed the audition

....hhmmppftt....gurrgllleee....spewwhew..."hubbard"

Ewing predicts Ray Wiley Hubbard over The Black Keys!!

Yeah, I was wrong on that other one, but listen up bitches, and listen well: HUBBARD!!!!

Ewing Predicts Dire Straits to Beat Down Leonard Cohen

Yep, we do. I think the Dire Straits is gonna be some hot basketball playing stuff. Knopfer hasn't even started yet.