Saturday, March 21, 2009

Friday Night Updates

Scores of note from 20Mar09 Games:

1-Ween escapes with win over vivacious 16-Britney Spears, 72-62. Ween should be totally embarrased by almost losing. The Big Jilms need to play much harder than this lackluster performance.

NO! 12-Shins over 5-Foreigner ???? No one thought the Shins would win this game, but they did. The Blue Mondays came out shooting 'cold as ice'. "We were willing to sacrafice ouf love, we never took advice, and someday we will pay the price, I know", clucked Lou Gramm, as the boys quickly packed up and left. Tony Signore was elated. "Yeah, get them the hell outa here, let's go Shins!", said the coach. The Shins have to take on 4-The Sweet next.

4-Sweet over Ziggy Marley.....this is the 2nd straight year Ziggy gets booted out in the first round. There has been discussions that groups that bow out in the first round for 2 straight years could be banned for one year.....what do you think?

12-Willie Nelson over 5-Kings of Leon: Ole Willie is a crusty veteran, the Kings of Leon are the hot group today, but they were caught in the headlights. Can Willie take it further and knock off 4-Jenny Lewis?

As Frank predicted, the George Harrison/Lyle Lovett game was a good one, BUT it was George Harrison that pulled it out, 74-72! Harrison is the lone Beatle to advance, in what turned out to be a terrible showing for the boys from Liverpool. Beatles, Ringo and Paul McCartney are all done. Watch Harrison get blown out by the Black Keys.

Other news: 11-Dan Johnston beat 6-Jack Johnson, the Fighting Retards came in hot and never let up.

Did you see the 10-Led Zeppelin score a convincing 72-55 drubbing of 7-Nick Lowe?

Tony was expecting a showdown today between The Clash and Paul McCartney...instead he will be watching 12-Ray Wiley Hubbard playing 13-Regina Spector!! Hubbard! I predict the winner here will win the 2009 Stormtrooper Award....

Sadly, I do have to give credit to 10-Government Mule knocking out the 7-The Pretenders.

Let the Saturday games begin!!