Tony Signore, on his weekly radio show at WFRT:
(ed note: Mark had to get in and capitalize all the Names, I may have missed some, I guess Tony doesn't have a Capital key on his friggin' keyboard)
"the Black Keys feeling confident about their upcoming game - The following comments were made at WFRT, where Tony does his weekly show, called "Built like a 16-Year old", although the broadcast equipment was turned off, and no one heard it....but we did get the transcript:
after eliminating Men Without Hats - as usual, the room was almost completely empty. Signore shouting for no apparent reason: "hell yes the Keys are playing well. W/o hats looked like a special olympics team out there. Who's next? 9 seed harrison? Yeah, george. We're looking through you, where did you go? Ok, somebody get me some carrots.
"Yo la Tengo unsure of D. Johnston - (AP) It seems that the 3 seed Tengo are unsure of their game-plan against the highly combustable d. johnston. Preparing for the game, members of the team have been listening to crude recordings of Johnston's post-game speeches. "Cassette tapes, with drawings on the front. Like a second grader produced them," a Tengo spokesman said. To complicate things, Johnston's antics on the court will probably keep tengo off-guard. Known for their up-tempo style, Johnston will give tengo fits when he sometimes comes out in a 1-3-1 half-court press, then will play man-to-man defense. Again, the tengo spokeman had this to say. "We have game film on Johnston. It's crazy, man. Zones, presses, half-court traps, its like he's schizophrenic."
Shins playing for SmogGolden smog has filed an official protest after their loss to Robert Cray. "We played in a half-empty arena. None of our fans were able to support us. Look at the brackets. Where do you see us listed? Our fans had no idea where we were playing. Who's fault is this? The MSW committee, that's who. They listed us a "golden shins!" What the hell?" James Russell of the shins, said that from this point on, his team, correctly listed as "the shins" will be playing for the golden smog. "We feel bad for them. Some idiot makes a clerical error and it cost them the game. we were looking forward to paying the smog. now we will play with a black arm band on or uniforms."
(ed note: Mark had to get in and capitalize all the Names, I may have missed some, I guess Tony doesn't have a Capital key on his friggin' keyboard)
"the Black Keys feeling confident about their upcoming game - The following comments were made at WFRT, where Tony does his weekly show, called "Built like a 16-Year old", although the broadcast equipment was turned off, and no one heard it....but we did get the transcript:
after eliminating Men Without Hats - as usual, the room was almost completely empty. Signore shouting for no apparent reason: "hell yes the Keys are playing well. W/o hats looked like a special olympics team out there. Who's next? 9 seed harrison? Yeah, george. We're looking through you, where did you go? Ok, somebody get me some carrots.
"Yo la Tengo unsure of D. Johnston - (AP) It seems that the 3 seed Tengo are unsure of their game-plan against the highly combustable d. johnston. Preparing for the game, members of the team have been listening to crude recordings of Johnston's post-game speeches. "Cassette tapes, with drawings on the front. Like a second grader produced them," a Tengo spokesman said. To complicate things, Johnston's antics on the court will probably keep tengo off-guard. Known for their up-tempo style, Johnston will give tengo fits when he sometimes comes out in a 1-3-1 half-court press, then will play man-to-man defense. Again, the tengo spokeman had this to say. "We have game film on Johnston. It's crazy, man. Zones, presses, half-court traps, its like he's schizophrenic."
Shins playing for SmogGolden smog has filed an official protest after their loss to Robert Cray. "We played in a half-empty arena. None of our fans were able to support us. Look at the brackets. Where do you see us listed? Our fans had no idea where we were playing. Who's fault is this? The MSW committee, that's who. They listed us a "golden shins!" What the hell?" James Russell of the shins, said that from this point on, his team, correctly listed as "the shins" will be playing for the golden smog. "We feel bad for them. Some idiot makes a clerical error and it cost them the game. we were looking forward to paying the smog. now we will play with a black arm band on or uniforms."
