Omissions From Music Star Wars Tourney: LaLonde Laments, Signore Smirks, Ewing Exacerbates.The team selections have again raised doubts about the process. And while MSW's commissioner, Mark Ewing, defends the rating system, and Coach Tony Signore remains mute on the subject, Commentator Frank LaLonde was livid following the announced pairings."What the heck's going on. Are they throwing darts at a pickle barrel or something?" raved LaLonde in a seemingly drug- and pizza- induced trance. "I mean...Paul McCartney gets a free ride...A damned free ride...In a rented Limo, for chrissake! Where does that leave Wild Cherry, Aha, and Samantha Sang? That's a F**kin' rhetorical question, you idiots!" LaLonde told reporters from a nearby grade-school journalism class. "Where's the justice...where's the damned league...where's America!...Well, Ewing can do what he wants to me. But...I'm not going to stand around and listen to him...bad-mouth the United States Of America! Gentlemen!" said LaLonde, as he closed the press-conference, leading a cadre of 8th graders from the press-center.
