Sunday, March 22, 2009

Leonard Cohen scored 27 points, as they defeated The Vampire Weekend 92-66, putting The Marchers in the round of 16 for Hall of Fame coach Ewing. "Are we special yet?" said Cohen. "A couple of wins from now, we're going to have an idea." Weekend coach Signore, speaking at The Philadelphia Home for the Deaf, told an in-attentive press-corp: "Guys came out with a few butterflies, Big game, big stage. We shot fast, didn't execute." As the press tried to figure out what Signore had said, since he was facing the wrong way, and they could not read his lips, the coach suddenly stripped down to his underware and for some reason started singing "Give it away" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers.