Thursday, March 19, 2009

Gov't Mule revealed The Pretenders to be just what their name says, Pounding Chrissie Hynde and her crew 84-71. The Mule Train was led by Allen Woody's 27 points, and defense that kept The Pretenders from demonstrating their 3-point finesse, 7-24 from outside the line. The Mule seemed to surprise The Pretenders scoring 12 points on fast break opportunities, while limiting Hynde to just 22 points. Gov't Mule may be hard-pressed to repeat their performance against #2 seeded Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but coach Tony Signore seems unfazed. "The Mule is ready to haul ass. We're a force, a stubborn force, and we WON'T move over for ANYONE!" screamed Signore to the 3 reporters in attendance for the post-game show. Upon being informed that he was in the wrong room, Signore proclaimed "Dammit, THIS is the ROOM! Let those other Jackasses find US!"