Vocal MSW critic Frank LaLonde and Commissioner Mark Ewing fight in parking lot. Coach Tony Signore commentates on action over dead microphone.Frank LaLonde, new beat reporter for the Music Star Wars scene, this morning was seen accosting Commissioner Mark Ewing in the parking lot outside the Death Star as several Stormtrooper guards stood idly by, talking about the weather, the exchange rate on Naboo, and other hot topics of the day.Apparently, the dispute arose from Ewing's announcement that he was considering 'barring' teams from the Star Wars field for one year if they lose in the 1st round in two consecutive seasons. "Where's that going to leave Ziggy Marley?" shouted LaLonde to Ewing, who was just exiting his X-Wing 2011 Nexus. Ewing smuggly replied: "In the unemployment line." as he proceeded towards the Commissioner's entrance. LaLonde then ran to block Ewing's path, poking feverously into the sky while screaming "The Zigg will LIVE. What the f**k do you think he is? A figment of your imagination? A big of undigested potato!" LaLonde then scaled the access ladder leading to the top of the Death Star, and started shouting "Top of the World, Padmé! Top of the World!" Ewing then ordered his stormtrooper guards to "Get that nut off of there! He'll see EVERYTHING. He'll see the big board!"Whilst all this was going on, coach Tony Signore, who first noticed LaLonde blocking Ewing's dramatic entrance, ran to a nearby empty news-van, and proceeded to describe what was happening to an in-attentive audience (as Signore had neglected to flip the power switch to the 'On' position). "Let me tell ya," Signore reported "this is something The Blind Boys of Alabama should see. I haven't seen such a scene since Jay and Silent Bob tried to steal a monkey."Eventually, order was restored, as special guests Stevie Wonder and Ronnie Milsap were able to talk LaLonde down. "It's as plain as the nose on my face," said Wonder, "the two-strikes and you're out format could bring anarchy, anarchy here, anarchy there...hell, anarchy in the U.K. even!" Meanwhile, Milsap observed how the entire proceedings "were almost like a song."
