Whew!! Jenny Lewis 83, Ole Willie Nelson 81

"We took a knife...a hot knife....and rammed it into old willie....yeah we put that old man out of his misery. He came out in the stupid cowboy boots..and kept slipping on the court. What a fool. I can't believe he stayed in the game as long as he did." Jenny Lewis, talking to Coach Tony Signore.

The media seems to think Signore is going to try coming on to Lewis, later.....

"Why did I wear cowboy boots....urrgghhh" Willie Nelson's last words